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В рамках украшения дневника розочками. Список взят из гугла, вольный пересказ мой.

10 признаков того, что он влюблён.
С примерами из первого сезона.

Предупреждаю, чувство юмора моё, на совместимость с чужим восприятием протестировано плохо

1. Он хочет проводить с ней время, пусть это даже будут всего пять минут в конце загруженного дня.

2. Он часто находит поводы позвонить, постоянно о ней думает.

3. В переполненной комнате его интересует только она одна

4. Он хочет её всю только для себя.

5. Хотя большинство мужчин не любят демонстрировать чувства, ему нравится прикасаться к ней.

6. Он заботится о ней и хочет сделать её жизнь легче.

7. Он приглашает её познакомиься со своим лучшим другом и своей семьёй.

8. Он хочет провести время вместе, вместо того, что бы завалиться на диван в одиночестве.

9. Он заинтересован в её мнении

10. Он разговаривает с ней о будущем и строит планы.

@темы: картинки, плагиат, моё

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[Poltavka]

Оч. мило Сразу видно, что это забугорные товарищи писали У меня есть аналогичный список для спаффи: 612 пунктов

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Так, я хочу список спаффи. А это писали вообще, не для БСГ, нужно бы кстати поискать, может правда фандомный список есть. Можно тогда публиковать?

[Poltavka]

Так, я хочу список спаффи.

You are welcome

1)Because she only dates hot dead guys.
2)Because when he first saw her dancing at the bronze, he couldn’t take his eyes off her.
3)Because he’s loved her ever since the first time he saw her.
4)Because he wants to save the world.
5)Because they’re in a band.
6)Because maybe she hates him, but he’s all she’s got.
7)Because he knows love’s a funny thing.
8)Because she brought him home to meet her mom.
9)Because he called her cutie.
10)Because he’s loves bitch.
11)Because she can’t fool him for some reason.
13)Because her new boy’s got, what's the word? Vulnerability.
14)Because when he got the chip, he went to her for help.
15)Because when he came to her, she helped him.
16)Because she fed him blood from a cup.
17)Because if she just says yes he’ll be the happiest man on earth.
18)Because she said yes.
19)Because they were engaged.
20)Because he gave her a honking big rock for their engagement.
21)Because look how excited she is when she’s engaged; when have we ever seen her that jazzed?
22)Because when have we ever seen Spike smile like he did when she said yes?
23)Because the people that go on top of the wedding cake were just a perfect little them.
24)Because he said “Look at that lip.... gonna get it, gonna get it”.
25)Because she was living a dream.
26)Because she wasn’t going to say Angel.
27)Because he’s going to make sweet love to her.
28)Because she was looking at the man she loves.
29)Because after the spell was broken, she told Willow that the weird thing was that she remembered how she really loved him.
30)Because where in Willow’s spell did she say they had to love each other? She just said to get married.
31)Because she thinks his name is majorly weird.
32)Because her name is not a classic either.
33)Because she kissed Spike before Riley.
34)Because her friends wouldn’t let him kill himself.
35)Because he wants to fight that evil!
36)Because he helped Giles when he was a demon.
37)Because when Faith was coming on to him as Buffy, he was interested.
38)Because she wants him.
39)Because he loves her even WITHOUT a soul.
40)Because he dreams about her.
41)Because Out of My Mind- can we say best dream sequence ever?
42)Because he was outside her house long enough to smoke at least a dozen cigarettes.
43)Because he was out for a walk..... bitch.
44)Because when he’s with Harmony, he’s thinking about her.
45)Because he’s good at twirling pool cues and poles.
46)Because he taught her everything he knew about the other slayers.
47)Because he’s always been bad.
48)Because he’s a lousy poet, but a good man.
49)Because she knows she wants to dance.
50)Because that's all they’ve ever done.
51)Because he tried to kiss her.
52)Because she’s floating all around him.
53)Because he won’t push her away.
54)Because he’s all covered with her.
55)Because she told him about her mother’s illness- before she told Riley.
56)Because when he saw her cry he sat right beside her.
57)Because he wanted to know if there was something he could do.
58)Because he tried to comfort her.
59)Because she let him.
60)Because he sniffed her sweater.
61)Because he stole her undies.
62)Because she likes dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region guys.
63)Because he made Riley jealous.
64)Because he wanted to know if she was naked under there.
65)Because he shows her what Riley was doing behind her back.
66)Because he had the best intentions.
67)Because if it wasn’t for him we’d still have Riley on the show!
68)Because he saw that Riley was afraid that he was “hot for his honey”.
69)Because he was.
70)Because sometimes he envied Riley so much it choked him.
71)Because he bought her chocolates.
72)Because he practiced his apology speech.
73)Because he doesn’t drink from the disaster victims; she wouldn’t like it.
74)Because he saved her from the vampire while she regrouped.
75)Because she trusted him to take care of her mother and sister.
76)Because he watches out for Dawn.
77)Because he calls Dawn “Little bit”.
78)Because he dressed up for her.
79)Because he has Harmony pretend to be Buffy.
80)Because he asked Dawn what else Buffy says about him.
81)Because he gets along with her mother.
82)Because he was talking to her like they were talking buddies.
83)Because he wears cool leather coats.
84)Because he opened the door for her.
85)Because he offered her a drink from his flask.
86)Because the late night stakeout could have been a date; if she wanted it to be.
87)Because it’s not so unusual, two people.... in the workplace... feelings develop.
88)Because she’s all he bloody thinks and dreams about.
89)Because he’s drowning in her.
90)Because he lies awake every night (he meant day) thinking about her.
91)Because “Her light is all around him”.
92)Because she can’t deny it; there’s something between them.
93)Because it’s heat; desire.
94)Because he can love quite well, if not wisely.
95)Because a man can change.
96)Because he even wanted to kill Drusilla to show her how much she means to him.
97)Because when Dru looks at him all she sees is Buffy.
98)Because Dru knew; even before Spike, that he loved her.
99)Because he’s in her life and she can’t shut him out.
100)Because he kept pictures of her.
101)Because he had a Buffy shrine.
102)Because he’s “Compact and well-muscled”.
103)Because he had Warren make him a Buffybot.
104)Because he had it made to so he could play checkers.
105)Because it wasn’t one time.
106)Because it was lots of different ways.
107)Because Angel is lame, his hair goes straight up, and he’s bloody stupid.
108)Because he brought flowers when Joyce died.
109)Because he didn’t leave a card.
110)Because he is the BIG bad.
111)Because he would have died rather than tell Glory that Dawn was the key.
112)Because he couldn’t live with her being in that much pain.
113)Because she kissed him for real.
114)Because what he did for her and Dawn... it was REAL.
115)Because she won’t forget.
116)Because his wounds are sexy.
117)Because he would do it... for the right person... person he loved.
118)Because she needs him.
119)Because he’s the only other one that can protect Dawn.
120)Because she asked him to come with them to escape Glory.
121)Because let him drive the bus.
122)Because he saved her from the sword.
123)Because when you say you love us all....
124)Because she invited him in. Again.
125)Because she’s counting on him.
126)Because he will, till the end of the world.
127)Because he helped her save the world, twice.
128)Because she treats him like a man.
129)Because he made a promise to a lady.
130)Because he cried when she died.
131)Because he blamed himself for her death.
132)Because he helped her friends after she died.
133)Because he babysat Dawn when she died.
134)Because he made Dawn wear a helmet when she rode on the back of his motorcycle.
135)Because after she died he couldn’t look at the Buffybot.
136)Because he cried when she came back from the dead.
137)Because seeing her alive was the happiest moment in his entire existence.
138)Because he notices her hands.
139)Because she notices his hands.
140)Because he counted the days she was gone.
141)Because if any part of that was Buffy, he wouldn’t let her go.
142)Because every night he saves her.
143)Because she can be alone with him there.
144)Because he was the first person she shared her dark secrets with.
145)Because he was the only one that listened to her when she came back.
146)Because he is always around when she’s miserable.
147)Because he offered to “Take out” her friends.
148)Because he tried to make her laugh.

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149)Because he got her to smile.
150)Because she drank with him
151)Because he seems to love that little face she makes while she’s drinking.
152)Because she went to a demon bar with him.
153)Because she watched him play kitten poker.
154)Because she teased him.
155)Because he called her his lady.
156)Because she didn’t object.
157)Because she’s his lucky charm.
158)Because he got all protective of her when Clem commented on her skin.
159)Because he is the only one she can stand to be around.
160)Because they had the bike, but they could steal the van if she wanted.
161)Because he was so much easier to talk to when he was trying to kill her.
162)Because she came to pump him for information.
163)Because what else would she want to pump Spike for?
164)Becuase he’s got her back.
165)Because he sang to her.
166)Because he died so many years ago, but she can make it feel like it isn't so.
167)Because being with her touches him more than he can say.
168)Because she never let him rest in peace.
169)Because he wants to take his love and bury it in a hole that’s six-foot deep.
170)Because he’ll follow her like a man possessed.
171)Because if his heart could beat it would break his chest.
172)Because she wanted the fire back and went to him to find it.
173)Because he told her, the pain that she feels it only can heal.
174)Because she has to go on living, so one of them is living.
175)Because he stopped her from bursting into flames.
176)Because the day she does suss out what she wants, there’ll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
177)Because they had a big epic kiss in OMWF.
178)Because they kissed all “Gone With the Wind” style.
179)Because by every convention o musicals, the couple who have the big kiss must have a happy ending. Sorry, but its set in stone.
180)Because there was the rising music and the rising....... music.
181)Because she saved him from the shark.
182)Because Joan saved Randy.
183)Because “Ready Randy?” and “Ready Joan” was too cute.
184)Because Joan and Randy make a rocking Fighting team.
185)Because he must be a noble vampire.
186)Because he must help the hopeless.
187)Because he goes to see her at the Bronze.
188)Because she makes out with him by the stairs.
189)Because even without her memory she felt connected to Spike.
190)Because she’s the only human his chip doesn’t work for.
191)Because he’s calling her on the phone now.
192)Because we can’t assume everyone is getting seduced.
193)Because he made her night complete.
194)Because their passion can break a whole house down. Literally.
195)Because he wanted her to stay; it was light out.
196)Because she agreed.
197)Because vampires get her hot.
198)Because he gets her hot by just touching her.
199)Because the only thing better than killing a slayer is......
200)Because he made her scream.
201)Because he knows where she lives now... he’s tasted it.
202)Because he looks good naked.
203)Because he is in her system now, and she is going to crave him like he craves blood.
204)Because she hid the lighter in her pants.
205)Because she said she hadn't seen it.
206)Because she liked it when he took it back.
207)Because she’s his Goldilocks.
208)Because he told the social worker she was a good mom.
209)Because she told him to stop trying to see her.
210)Because When she was invisible and looking for a good time, who’d she run to?
211)Because “That’s cheating”.
212)Because he was just exercising.
213)Because she plays with him while he’s talking to Xander.
214)Because he wanted all of her, so he kicked her out.
215)Because he loves her even when she’s wearing a hat with a cow on it.
216)Because he never complained about smelling the smell.
217)Because he knows she’s better than this.
218)Because he can get her money.
219)Because when she went on her work break she spent it with him.
220)Because they ALWAYS miss the bed.
221)Because they can make a carpet look sexy.
222)Because he made her legs stop working.
223)Because they were having a conversation.
224)Because he was going to offer to redecorate her room.
225)Because she was amazing.
226)Because she likes him.... sometimes.
227)Because she trusted him enough to handcuff her.
228)Because he got the job done himself.
229)Because she always ends up in the dark with him.
230)Because she wanted to think of something other than the evil bloodsucking demon.
231)Because of the crypt door scene.
232)Because he can sense her.
233)Because she can sense him.
234)Because she dreams about him.
235)Because he may beneath her, but only in that Dead Things dream sequence.
236)Because she’s his girl.
237)Because he let her beat him nearly to death, before letting her throw her life away.
238)Because you always hurt the one you love.
239)Because she couldn’t use the excuse she came back wrong to sleep with him anymore.
240)Because Tara said he really loves her in DT.
241)Because he came to her birthday party.
242)Because he was jealous of Richie.
243)Because she helps him with the cramp in his pants.
244)Because she every time one of her friends made a comment, her thoughts went to spike.
245)Because she wanted him to hang out with her and her friends.
246)Because she called him Spikey.
247)Because if she knew what he was thinking, then he wasn’t the only thinking it.
248)Because she went to him when Riley came back.
249)Because she wants him.
250)Because he always wants her.
251)Because he loves her, and she knows it.
252)Because she couldn’t believe Spike was the Doctor.
253)Because she wouldn’t let Riley kill him.
254)Because being with him makes things simpler.
255)Because she keeps letting him in.
256)Because he can do it for 5 hours straight.
257)Because 5 hours isn’t a little while.
258)Because using him is killing her.
259)Because he’s not complaining.
260)Because she called him William.
261)Because she’s jealous of his date.
262)Because it hurts.
263)Because when he realized it hurt her he left.
264)Because he’s sorry.
265)Because she glows.
266)Because some people can’t see a good thing when they’ve got it.
267)Because he know she likes ice on the back of her neck.
268)Because he wants her to tell her friends about them.
269)Because her best friend suspected that there might be something going on between them.
270)Because he smells really good.
271)Because he needed a spell to make his feelings stop, cuz nothing else would.
272)Because it hurt to see him with Anya.
273)Because she saved him anyway.
274)Because he was good enough for Buffy.
275)Because he doesn’t want to hurt her.
276)Because he looks horrified when he realized what he’d done.
277)Because she has feelings for him.
278)Because when he comes back things are going to change.
279)Because she was upset when Clem said he had gone away.
280)Because for her, he wanted to be a better person.
281)Because he wanted to give her what she deserves.
282)Because he wants to take care of her.
283)Because he wanted to be what he was.
284)Because he had a speech for her.
285)Because she when she saw him in lessons she was dumbfounded.
286)Because she didn’t tell anyone she saw Spike.
287)Because she liked him cleaned up.
288)Because they don’t have the words.
289)Because he passed her the “torch”.
290)Because she knows he’s changed.
291)Becuase he puts on an act for her.
292)Because she goes after him.
293)Because he wanted the missing piece.
294)Because he got the spark for her.
295)Because she cries when he tells her about his soul.
296)Because he got his soul on his own.
297)Because it was for her.... to be hers.
298)Because he wanted to be a kind of man.
299)Because he will be loved
300)Because she goes to him for help even when he’s crazy.
301)Because she knows what he did.
302)Because when he hit himself she stopped him.
303)Because she didn’t want to stay with him, only because she thought she makes things worse.
304)Because he helps save Cassie.
305)Because she’ll tell him.... someday she’ll tell him.
306)Because its him and its her and they’ll get through it.
307)Because she can’t just leave him in the school basement.
308)Because she feels for him.
309)Because things are different now.
310)Because she knows he never meant to hurt her.
311)Because she wasn’t coddling him..... Riiiight.
312)Because he wouldn’t let her blow up the principal.
313)Because she finally admits she was with him.
314)Because he completely took her over.
315)Because he really did care for her.
316)Because she didn’t want to be loved.
317)Because she looks crushed at the idea of Spike siring Holden.

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318)Because he asks her how her night was.
319)Because he’s concerned about killing someone she knew.
320)Because she didn’t want to believe he was bad again.... and she was RIGHT!
321)Because he won’t have Anya upside down and halfway to happy land.
322)Because its not the chip dammit.
323)Because he talks to other girls cuz he can’t talk to her.
324)Because another girl couldn’t mean anything to him.
325)Because, God help him, it’s still all about her.
326)Because he won’t kill her.
327)Because she won’t kill him.
328)Because the First Evil can’t destroy them.
329)Because not even the First Evil convinced him to kill her.
330)Because he asked if she would help him.
331)Because she did help him.
332)Because she has to get close to Spike.
333)Because she put him in her bedroom.
334)Because she didn’t want to tie him up to tight in the chair.
335)Because he tells her to make the knots tighter.
336)Because he knew he made mistakes.
337)Because she knew she made mistakes.
338)Because he saw a man about a girl.
339)Because he won’t let her shut him out.
340)Because he has come to redefine the words pain and suffering since he fell in love with her.
341)Because she cleaned the blood off his mouth.
342)Because she won’t kill him even when he begs for it.
343)Because she saw his penance.
344)Because he risked everything to be a better man.
345)Because he may not see it, but she does.
346)Because she believes in him.
347)Because when the First brain washed Angel he wanted to kill himself, but when it happened to Spike he fought back.
348)Because she made her friends protect him from the First Evil.
349)Because she wants to save him from the First Evil.
350)Because she wants to save him from the Ubervamp.
351)Because she knows he isn’t dead.
352)Because none of her friends understand why she wants to save him.
353)Because its not....... *sigh*......... you don’t know- it’s complicated.
354)Because he was running out of time.
355)Because he knows she’ll come for him.
356)Because he dreamed about her saving him.
357)Because she came for him.
358)Because she is not just a bloody figment.
359)Because she had tears in her eyes she saw him.
360)Because the look on both their faces.
361)Because they knew what the other was feeling, just by looking at each other.
362)Because there were no words, none were needed.
363)Because she let him lean on her.
364)Because they walked away together.
365)Because Billy Idol stole his look from Spike.
366)Because the girls love Billy Idol.
367)Because secretly they were doing it like bunnies.
368)Because he does this cute thing with his tongue.
369)Because he tilts his head a lot.
370)Because he could have killed or turned her when they slept together, but never did.
371)Because he’s never killed any if her friends...like some other people. *couch*Jenny*cough*
372)Because he risks his undead life for her.
373)Because he’s never bailed.
374)Because he can have lots and lots of sex.
375)Because there is no curse.
376)Becuase he she could never kill him, or send him to a hell dimension.
377)Because he’s “crazy” about her.
378)Because he’s not broody.
379)Because for some reason Spike always knows.
380)Because they dream about each other.
381)Because she keeps helping him, even though its too dangerous.
382)Because she always needs his help.
383)Because he's always ready to help.
384)Because for him love is simple.
385)Because for her it’s REALLY complicated.
386)Because he fights by her side.
387)Because he wants to protect her.
388)Because great love is wild, passionate, and dangerous.
389)Because it burns and consumes.
390)Because he cares about her.
3891Because he’s never felt anything like it.
392)Because she can’t lie to him.
393)Because he would take care of her for the rest of his existence.
394)Because they believe in each other.
395)Because she ties him up. A lot.
396)Because even the First Evil has a crush on him.
397)Because he calls her luv.
398)Because he call s her pet.
399)Because they have some of the most memorable kisses.
400)Because she can practice that love, give, forgive thing the first slayer told her about.
401)Because think what beautiful kids they’d have! Okay, if they could have kids think what beautiful kids they have!
402)Because Angel and Riley have both found someone new to love. Why shouldn’t she?
403)Because even if he is a monster, he’s her monster.
404)Because Joyce liked him better than Angel. When did she ever give Angel hot chocolate with little marshmallows?
405)Because she knows his friends (well, friend). He knows her friends. He may not like them all, but he knows them.
406)Because she believes anything without a soul is an evil thing. Good news, he has a soul!
407)Because he’s the best she's ever had. Even the scripts agree on this one.
408)Because he wanted to talk about their relationship. Proof he’s not like other guys.
409)Because he has a proven track record of loyalty to his girlfriend (Drusilla, not Harmony, because she’s...well, Harmony)
410)Because as much as he denies it, we know he had a sexy dance.
411)Becasuethey could be a superhero couple, fighting for puppies and Christmas.
412)Because a big deal was made about how much she loved poetry class. Hmmm, who do we know who was a poet?
413)Because Spikes not incredibly tall like Angel or Riley were, so it actually looks like Buffy isn’t standing on an imaginary stool.
414)Because Spuffy sounds so much better than Anffy or Bungel.
415)Because he wanted to give her a garden.
416)Because Imagine the fun crossover where Angel finds out.
417)Because she said she couldn’t love him without a soul. Guess now she doesn’t have a reason not to.
418)Because he doesn’t use nancy boy hair gel.
419)Because no matter how she acts or what she does, he still loves her.
420)Because- straddling!
421)Because she wanted to spend time with him as soon as all the Sit were gone when she could of hung out with her friends
422)Because Buffy didn't think Spike needed to be chained.
423)Because Buffy didn't disagree with Spike when he said they had a lot in common.
424)Because Buffy was willing to call Riley when Spike's chip went off.
425)Because When Spike called out her name when he was in pain she ran to him and said I'm here.
426)Because When Buffy and Spike were in the cave they instinctively watched each others back
427)Because Buffy called out Spike's name when she saw he had fainted
428)Because she was scared for him when the doctor's told her about his chip.
429)Because even Riley knew that Spike was important to Buffy because he gave her the power to take out his chip.
430)Because she gave him bite marks.
431)Because she went back into the initiative with him.
432)Because she was concerned about his injuries.
433)Because she was feeling his ribs.
434)Because they held hands.
435)Because that was hot.
436)Because even the SIT know what's going on.
437)Because she is confused about the over part of their relationship.
438)Because of the cute looks they gave each other in the bar.
439)Because she thought his place was comfy.
440)Because Buffy didn't think Spike needed to be chained.
441)Because Buffy didn't disagree with Spike when he said they had a lot in common.
442)Because Buffy was willing to call Riley when Spike's chip went off.
443)Because they were finishing each others sentences.
444)Because she got his chip out.
445)Because it was instinct.
446)Because she thought it was wrong for him to have it.
447)Because he can be good man.
448)Because she can feel it.
449)Because Giles knows she has feelings for him. He can her it in her voice.
450)Because she didn't deny them.
451)Because they have a connection.
452)Because he relies on her.
453)Because she relies on him.
454)Because she wonders why everyone thinks she's still in love with him.
455)Because he thought of a crypt for two with a white picket fence.
456)Because he tried to be noble and be okay with her date.
457)Because she didn't want him to be okay with it.
458)Because he was so eager to go get Buffy on her date.
459)Because of the awkwardness in the car between B/S/W.
460)Because she went to Spike before she went to her date or one of her best friends.
461)Because even Wood, who has known Spike for 10 minutes, can see the closeness between them.
462)Because she needs him there with her.
463)Because its not for his muscles.
464)Because she's not ready for him to not be there.
465)Because from now on, we're a family.
466)Because sometimes you just look at someone and you know, you know?
467)Because she thinks that the reason they fought was because they couldn't admit how they really feel.
468)Because she wants him to be included.
469)Because She calls him Honey.
470)Because he's always had a fixation with her.
471)Because some girls go for the bad boy thing.
472)Because she can see that.
473)Because we all know what the best thing that's been in her mouth really is.
474)Because you can feel the heat between them.
475)Because he changes for her.

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476) Because he wouldn't hurt anyone anymore because he has a soul now.
477) Because she told Giles it was killing him. The chip.
478) Because she was concerned about putting that stone into his brain.
479) Because she ran to his side when he started squirming.
480) Because she was calling his name.
481) Because she asked if he was alright.
482) Because even Giles understood she would never allow killing Spike.
483) Because she was not really sure how she felt about leaving Spike at Robin's house to watch over him.
484) Because she wanted him there. They needed him.
485) Because her face was tear-streaked when she found Spike after their fight with Wood.
486) Because Spike was the strongest warrior they had.
487) Because next time he will kill Wood. More importantly, she’ll let him.
488) Because Buffy punched Faith as she was fighting with Spike.
489) Because he was with her.
490) Because it wasn’t really so nice for her to see Spike and Faith getting along so well.
491) Because he pulled her away from the fight.
492) Because she was angry with Giles after he nearly became the reason of Spike’s death.
493) Because she thought Giles sent Spike away to ambush her. Who says, she wasn’t right?
494) Because Spike said: “Every minute we're stuck here, the slayer's out there facing hell knows what.”
495) Because he noticed her absence at once.
496) Because he didn’t believe Willow.
497) Because he called them sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. You know, he was right.
498) Because he protected her.
499) Because he kicked Faith’s ass.
500) Because he can catch her scent.
501) Because he called Faith “bitch”.
502) Because she asked him to leave.
503) Because he said no.
504) Because she was right.
505) Because there was difference – they could take it back.
506) Because he really had problems with that word.
507) Because he came, hit Faith a bunch of times, and left.
508) Because she says the word, and Faith's a footnote in history. He'll make it look like a painful accident.
509) Because people are always trying to connect to her, and she just slips away. He should know.
510) Because he seems to recall a certain amount of connecting.
511) Because he's been alive a bit longer than she, and dead a lot longer than that. He’s seen things she couldn't imagine, and done things he prefers she didn't.
512) Because he follows his blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of his brain.
513) Because a 100+ years, and there's only one thing he’s ever been sure of: she.
514) Because when he says, "I love you," it's not because he wants her or because he can't have her. It has nothing to do with him.
515) Because she was crying, listening to him.
516) Because he loves what she is, what she does, how she tries.
517) Because he has seen her kindness and her strength. He’s seen the best and the worst of her.
518) Because he understands with perfect clarity exactly what she is.
519) Because she is a hell of a woman.
520) Because she is the one.
521) Because she doesn’t want to be the one.
522) Because, well, he doesn’t want to be this good looking and athletic.
523) Because we all have crosses to bear.
524) Because she asked him to stay there.
525) Because that diabolical old torture device, the comfy chair. It'll do him fine.
526) Because no, she meant here.
527) Because she asked him to just hold her.
528) Because he did.
529) Because they stared at each other’s eyes.
530) Because she was sleeping now, resting her head on his chest, holding his hand as he held her close to him.
531) Because he kissed her hair.
532) Because, God, that was the best moment in “Touched”, wasn’t it?
533) Because there was such a nice song playing on the background.
534) Because it was “Only Love” by Heather Nova.
535) Because they were sleeping, holding each other.
536) Because she left him a note.
537) Because she was home. And he called her honey.
538) Because she did it. Fulfilled the mission. Found the Holy Grail. Or the Holy Hand Grenade, or whatever the hell that was.
539) Because he could see why a girl would ditch a fella for one of these.
540) Because she was sorry about it.
541) Because all was forgiven.
542) Because last night...was just a glitch. A bit of cold comfort from the cellar dweller.
543) Because he was nervous saying that stuff.
544) Because he is a dope. And a bonehead. And he is shirty.
545) Because she has gone completely carrot-top.
546) Because the reason she was holding the scythe was because of he. Because of the strength that he gave her last night.
547) Because he felt terrified.
548) Because he is such a jerk. He can’t do this.
549) Because she said his name.
550) Because that was the best night of his life.
551) Because if she poke fun at him, she bloody well better use scythe, 'cause he couldn't bear it.
552) Because she just told him it did mean much to her.
553) Because yeah… He heard her say it, but…
554) Because he’s never… been close… to anyone. Least of all – her.
555) Because it was ‘til last night.
556) Because all he did was… hold her, watch her sleep.
557) Because yeah… he was… terrified.
558) Because she told him he didn’t have to be.
559) Because he asked her if she was there with him.
560) Because she said she was.
561) Because it didn’t have to mean something. Not right then.
562) Because they’ll go be heroes.
563) Because of the sweet looks they gave each other during this talk.
564) Because he smiled, remembering that night.
565) Because she sent Angel away.
566) Because even he knew there was the other reason.
567) Because it was Spike.
568) Because Angel asked her if Spike was her boyfriend.
569) Because she asked him back if it was his business.
570) Because that was a curve ball for Angel. He meant, they were talking about Spike there.
571) Because aha! Boyfriend!
572) Because he was not. But he was in her heart.
573) Because he used his enhanced vampire eyeballs to watch her kissing Angel.
574) Because it was… a hello.
575) Because most people don’t use their tongues to say hello.
576) Because there were no tongues.
577) Because he was called a lot of things in his time.
578) Because he was her champion.
579) Because Faith still had Buffy’s room.
580) Because she can't buy him off with shiny beads and sweet talk. He’s got his pride, you know.
581) Because she understands.
582) Because, clearly, she doesn’t, 'cause the whole "having my pride" thing was just a smokescreen.
583) Because she seemed happy about it.
584) Because he doesn't know what he would have done if she'd have gone up those stairs.
585) Because she touched his face tenderly.
586) Because he had his arm over her.
587) Because she was fondling it.
588) Because he was drowning in footwear. Weird dream.
589) Because she walked down the stairs into his basement and he stood up and faced her.
590) Because it was the last night before the Apocalypse and there was that mysterious fade to black thing.
591) Because… oh, bollocks.
592) Because they called each other’s names.
593) Because he could feel it. His soul. It was really there. Kind of stings.
594) Because they were the only ones left in the Hellmouth.
595) Because she wanted him saved.
596) Because it was for him to do the cleanup.
597) Because he called her lamb.
598) Because she was worried.
599) Because she laced her fingers through his, and they burst into flame together.
600) Because she loves him.
601) Because he said, she doesn’t.
602) Because he thanked for saying this.
603) Because she was on the edge of crying.
604) Because only earthquake made her let go of his hand.
605) Because he wanted to see how it ends.
606) Because he was laughing.
607) Because he dusted so slowly.
608) Because he died.
609) Because he died to save the world.
610) Because the last word she ever muttered on this show was “Spike”.
611) Because she smiled.
612) Because if even it wasn’t love, it definitely was friendship, and this is also something, isn’t it?

[Poltavka]

Можно тогда публиковать?

Ну, думаю, да

[Velvett]

10 признаков того, что он влюблён

а вообще, про Билла и Лору было бы здорово почитать и 612, и даже больше...

[_Ceres_]

а вообще, про Билла и Лору было бы здорово почитать и 612, и даже больше...

Не знаю, сколько будет, но ты смерти моей хочешь, да? Там же только по мини в таком стиле больше десятка наберётся.
- Потому что она прилетела к нему на корабль.
- Потому что он обсуждал с ней будущее Галактики.
- Потому что он обсуждал с ней прошлое Галактики.
- Потому что она сказала ему "да, сэр".
- Потому что он не испугался произнести импровизированную речь в её присутствии.
- Потому что она первой начала ему апплодировать.
- Потому что она не стала приказывать ему лично.
- Потому что он запомнил, что она раньше была учительницей.
- Потому что у неё хорошие отношения с его сыном.
- Потому что он не намерен устраивать государственный переворот.
- Потому что им нужно начинать делать детей.
- Потому что он цитировал её слова подчинённым.
- Потому что он так и не выгнал её со своего корабля.
- Потому что он солгал про Землю.
- Потому что она знала, что он лжёт про Землю.
- Потому что она пришла в его каюту.
- Потому что он начал прибираться, при её визите.
- Потому что он долго думал, стоит ли застёгивать пуговицы.
- Потому что он назвал её "мадам президент"
- Потому что они пожали друг другу руки.
- Ну и так далее, принцип я примерно уловила, но склероз и лень.

[Velvett]

Не знаю, сколько будет, но ты смерти моей хочешь, да? Там же только по мини в таком стиле больше десятка наберётся

нуууу, ведь необязательно всё сразу... можно устроить "типа флешмоб": 10 пунктов в день, перед сном
а вообще, преклоняюсь перед твоей изобретательностью в нахождении шипперских моментов! я бы наверное и до половины не додумалась)))

[_Ceres_]

нуууу, ведь необязательно всё сразу... можно устроить "типа флешмоб": 10 пунктов в день, перед сном

Ну, тут как бы десять признаков были универсальных, не мой придуманных. А моменты я нахожу периодически, это логике и расписанию не поддаётся

а вообще, преклоняюсь перед твоей изобретательностью в нахождении шипперских моментов! я бы наверное и до половины не додумалась)))

*принимает важную позу* Между Биллом и Лорой все моменты шипперские. Просто нужно правильно сформулировать. *смущённо* Я сама ещё только учусь

[Poltavka]

_Ceres_, самое очаровательное перечисление признаков было в том клипе под "1,2, 3, 4" И песня, кстати, очень подходящая

[_Ceres_]

Да, я помню. Клип был отличный, тут мне только завидовать страшной завистью в очередной раз. Не дотягиваю по всем параметрам.

[Poltavka]

Потому что она сказала ему "да, сэр".

И не единожды
Вообще действительно можно и 7000 наскрести Но, поскольку "Между Биллом и Лорой все моменты шипперские" , особого смысла тут нет

[_Ceres_]

И не единожды

Пока считаем самую первую встречу, но копи-пэйст никто не отменял

Вообще действительно можно и 7000 наскрести

А если при этом ещё серии смотреть, то и больше Потому что, даже если меня ещё убеждать нужно иногда, они действительно все шипперские

[Velvett]

Между Биллом и Лорой все моменты шипперские. Просто нужно правильно сформулировать

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